Sex Horoscope 2023: The Foreplay to a Revolution

2023 reminds us that we are still at the beginning of the 2020s – changes are quietly announcing themselves.

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Jupiter kickstarts the year in Aries, but a significant shift awaits in May when it gracefully glides into Taurus, marking a celestial journey that extends throughout the year. People graced with either of these zodiac signs can expect celestial bounty, especially around their birthdays.

March brings another pivotal moment as Saturn bids farewell to its more than two-year stint in Aquarius, venturing into the compassionate waters of Pisces. This transition signifies a move from overarching societal concerns to a more compassionate view of the world.

Those born between 1994 and 1996 embark on their Saturn Return phase, astrologically related to the coming of age. Additionally, Pluto, the planet of power and eroticism, ventures into Aquarius between late March and early June, echoing the revolutionary vibes of the late 1800s. Is a cosmic revolution brewing? The alignment suggests so, and, as history teaches us, it often begins in the bed.

A gentle reminder: Horoscopes serve as sources of inspiration. For a more comprehensive reading, consider reading both your zodiac sign and your ascendant.

Aries

March 21st - April 19th

The beginning of the year might present some challenges as your ruling planet, Mars, enters a retrograde phase, potentially leading to frustrating encounters and conversations. However, the cosmic tides will shift, and by February, the clouds of frustration are likely to dissipate. With Jupiter in your sign, the year begins (literally) under good stars. Enjoy it while it lasts, for Jupiter, in its celestial journey, will transition to your neighbouring sign, Taurus, come May. What does this cosmic alignment mean for you? Brace yourself for a potential boost in income or a surge in self-esteem.

Your birthday promises to be nothing short of special, as Jupiter is known to leave gifts. The nature of these gifts? Well, that’s entirely up to your wishes. Jupiter has a penchant for fulfilling concrete and well-formulated desires—those you can actively pursue. Given your inclination to go after what you want, Jupiter helps you get it. As sex always holds up a mirror image, here’s a suggestion: Consider experimenting with receptivity instead of conquest. See what that does to you.

Taurus

April 20th - May 20th

Prepare for a phase of expansion, dear Taurus! Don’t worry, change isn’t always bad. In May, Jupiter, the popular planet in our celestial lineup, visits your sign, promising an extended stay for the entire year. With Jupiter in Taurus, consider 2023 tailored to your preferences. Explore new restaurants with your date, uncork that intriguing natural wine, or indulge in a lavish weekend retreat at that seemingly too-expensive Airbnb, with suggestive photos and a tantalizing view of the ocean.

However, every cosmic boon has its drawbacks. While relishing the pleasures, avoid taking yourself too seriously and stay vigilant with your facts and credit cards. Even if you find solace in routines—both in daily life and in bed—the period from March to June invites you to try a new worldview. Question your values, seek new avenues, and maybe muster the courage to live your dream of launching a biodegradable lube.

Gemini

May 21st - June 21st

Renowned for your eloquence, you might find moments where words elude you due to a temporary dip in energy. Don’t worry! No planetary cycle lasts forever. As Mercury, your ruling planet, emerges from retrograde in January, your year will really get going. A little slap on the butt awaits Geminis born in May, courtesy of Pluto’s influence in the mid-year. As Pluto visits the first degrees of air sign Aquarius, it prompts a profound reflection on your relationship to empowerment and eroticism. Where do you give up on yourself and where can you stand up for yourself more? The spotlight shifts to relationships and communication when Venus moves into retrograde in Leo during August and September. This introspective phase allows for self-reflection and improved connections with others. As long as you don’t get bored, the world is right with you.

Cancer

June 22nd - July 22nd

No one understands the body’s needs quite like a Cancer. You embody the essence of physicality, carrying within you the profound memory that all living beings come from water. Despite this, Cancers aren’t always recognized as being the sexiest of the zodiac signs. Granted, all zodiac signs are sexy, but perhaps you deserve a little more credit. Your mastery of nipple play is legendary, and, in your company, emotional security blends seamlessly with culinary delights (a trait that captivates any Taurus around). Your body awareness is an inspiration to us all.As Saturn graces your sister sign Pisces, you’ll be better able to focus on yourself in 2023. Seeking inspiration? Let the Moon be your guide this year, as it governs your zodiac sign. Take moonlit strolls during the full moon and treat yourself to some alone time with your favourite toy on the new moon. The more you harmonize with the lunar tides within and around you, the better you’ll navigate the world.

Leo

July 23rd - August 22nd

The inherent wisdom of Leo-born individuals lies in the understanding that we all come into this world to fulfil our potential. Other zodiac signs can take a leaf out of that book, especially when Leos find themselves taking life a bit too seriously. With Saturn in Pisces, your sexuality takes centre stage. Saturn wants us to question ourselves and rethink the structures in our lives. This is counterintuitive for a Leo, but that is exactly why you can learn from it.

The trick will be striking a balance between placing yourself at the centre of your awareness and fostering meaningful connections with others. Brace yourself for a profound revolution in your relationship life in the coming years, so be prepared for the most secure elements of your identity to be questioned. This transformative journey, ushered in by Pluto in Aquarius, won’t kick in until 2024. Consider this a heads-up; change is on the horizon. With Pluto also comes great sexual attraction, leaving you a delightful treat.

Virgo

August 23rd - September 22nd

There’s a common perception about Virgos—so clean and tidy on the surface, but embracing a contrasting chaos in bed. Let’s set aside those assumptions; after all, you’re the authority on your sex life. However, with Jupiter in your solar 8th house in 2023, get ready for an expansion of your sexual tastes. This part of your astrological chart has an impact on various aspects, including your sexuality. What exactly this expansion entails remains beyond our predictive powers. Virgos may enjoy extrapolating data, but some mysteries are best experienced. Anticipating disaster? You tend to spot them around every corner.

With Saturn in Pisces, from March onward, you’ll get a little help in drawing boundaries within your relationships. Saturn’s guidance prompts you to consider which people in your life are good for you and how much of yourself you give in relationships. While Virgos like to give, remember that complete conformity to another’s expectations is not a prerequisite for love. (Pisces, the same applies to you!)

Libra

September 23rd - October 23rd

Nothing escapes your keen perception. You’re the one spotting the mismatched vase with already-wilting flowers in your one-night-stand’s apartment. You pick up on the subtle cues when a friend talks about a new crush. Plus, you’ve already curated an outfit for the post-revolution era. We can all rely on Libras because they know relationships better than any other sign. When your ruler Venus enters retrograde in August/September, it’s a collective moment for introspection. We all must ponder the relationships and values we want in our lives.

As Mars enters your sign from late August to early October, brace yourself for an energy boost—the end of summer might just get hotter. At the same time, Venus retreats into seclusion over late summer. However, don’t let this disrupt the delicate balance you so meticulously maintain. Your strength lies in maintaining that equilibrium.

Scorpio

October 24th - November 21st

For Scorpios, transformation is second nature, but with Uranus in Taurus, this year takes it to a whole new level—even YOU might feel a bit drained by so much transformation. Cosmic help arrives in spring with Jupiter, but be careful not to overextend yourself. Jupiter means well, but sometimes, it’s a bit too enthusiastic. If creative projects are on your agenda, Saturn offers support, but be prepared for hard work. Saturn demands that we follow through and dig in. With determination, 2023 can be a fruitful year for your projects.

Saturn also casts its discerning eye on your dating life, helping you establish boundaries. A series of Tinder flops? Don’t take it personally—the stars are merely looking out for you. Pluto briefly detours into Aquarius in late spring, offering a glimpse of the changes that will truly unfold in 2024. The revolution is set to be undeniably sexy.

Sagittarius

November 22nd - December 21st

Life is an adventure for you, and no one aims the arrow into the unknown with more optimism than you. However, it’s not all about sex, adventure, and fluff (unless you’ve inherited a fortune or dropped out to run a surf school on an island). Anyone who wants to seduce you just has to hold a plane ticket and keep the destination a mystery. You’re not only adventurous but love sharing big ideas.

In 2023, expect a touch of groundedness with Saturn in Pisces. Instead of sending you into the big, wide world, it ties you to home. Don’t see it as a hindrance; even small-scale adventures can be significant. With your ruler Jupiter in Aries, the early months promise great fun. Creative projects bask under a lucky star, and your playful instinct is more active than ever. Channel that playfulness for yourself, partners, and lovers!

Capricorn

December 22nd - January 19th

What a time to be a Capricorn. With Pluto in your zodiac sign, you’ve weathered a tough journey since 2008. This dwarf planet has been a constant nagging companion, finally leaving you alone in 2024. By 2023, a breath of astrological fresh air wafts in as Pluto makes a brief visit to Aquarius between May and June. Transformation has been Pluto’s gift, and you’ve had enough of it.Post-Pluto, it’s like rediscovering life without the weight. Capricorns, known for their conservative nature, surprise us with their openness in bed. While you enjoy control in daily life, it’s time to flip signs during playtime. What can we learn from you? Life is nuanced and all extremes carry their opposite. Pretty wise of you.

Aquarius

January 20th - February 18th

Saturn steps into your neighbouring sign, Pisces, in early March, allowing you to finally breathe. As your planetary ruler, Saturn’s structured and direct influence sets your straight, but the breath of fresh air is well-deserved. What will you do with this newfound freedom? The lessons you’ve learned about yourself come in handy as Pluto holds its first toe in Aquarius for a few months. While Pluto won’t fully return until 2024, a 20-year transit awaits. You’ve got plenty of time to acclimate to Pluto’s energy.

With Pluto in your sign, expect a test of what you’ve built, especially in the realm of sexuality and erotic potential. We smell nothing less than the beginning of an (erotic) revolution, which you feel like no other sign. It’s what you were born for!

Pisces

February 19th - March 20th

Despite the prevailing challenges, the recent years have been remarkably successful for those born under Pisces. As you step into the new year, take a moment to acknowledge your achievements. The groundwork laid in the past years may not be fully evident yet, but it forms the bedrock of your future success. Breathing and self-care are crucial, and, as Pisces, you understand the value of both. Remember, seeking help is not a sign of neediness; it’s an act of self-compassion.

Indulge in small luxuries—perhaps a foot massage or a body-oil rub-down. That absurdly expensive essential oil you’ve been eyeing, put into a diffuser, could lead to transformative sex. For you, sex transcends the physical; it’s a spiritual experience. Amidst the hustle of manifestation, make sure you nourish your spiritual self. Be kind to yourself. Take time off. You deserve it.

Cute Date Ideas

Fire

Aries

Decides everything, without contradiction.

Leo

Buys you Theater tickets to a play starring themself.

Sagittarius

Has no idea, but wants to max out their credit card.

Earth

Taurus

Chips and wine tasting on the couch.

Virgo

Sorts the bookshelf according to the authors’ year of birth.

Capricorn

Still looking for the right time for the date, but will get back to you.

Air

Gemini

Brings a pile of books you’ve read.

Libra

White wine and flipping through magazines.

Aquarius

Looking for your home star at the observatory.

Water

Cancer

Brings photo album with childhood pictures.

Scorpio

Laying tarot cards for each other and finishing a bottle of red wine.

Pisces

Sex on the astral plane.

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