Sex Horoscope 2023: The Foreplay to a Revolution

By Kevin Junk
December 15, 2022

2023 reminds us that we are still at the beginning of the 2020s – changes are quietly announcing themselves.

While we start the year with Jupiter in Aries, the largest planet in our solar system will be moving into Taurus as early as May to remain there for the rest of the year. People with either of those zodiac signs can look forward to especially big birthday presents. Right in March, Saturn moves out of its more than two-year long journey through Aquarius to venture into Pisces waters. We will notice this change through a shift from big social issues to a more compassionate view of the world. Those born between 1994 and 1996 are now entering the Saturn Return phase – a time astrologically related to the coming of age. Pluto, the planet of power and eroticism, ventures into Aquarius between late March and early June, making its first visit to this sign since the late 1800s. Smells like revolution? We think so too, and as we all know, it starts from bed.

A note: Horoscopes are meant as inspiration. If you know your ascendant, you can read both your zodiac sign as well as your ascendant.

Aries

March 21st - April 19th

The beginning of the year may feel a little tough, as your ruler Mars is in retrograde there can be frustrating encounters and conversations. However, the frustration will pass by February. With Jupiter in your sign, the year literally begins under good stars. Enjoy it while it lasts, because Jupiter makes its way to your neighboring sign, Taurus, in May. What does that mean for you? Perhaps a boost in income or self-esteem. Your birthday, at any rate, is sure to be special, as Jupiter is known to leave gifts. What gifts you get depends entirely on what you wish for. Jupiter grants us only those wishes that we can formulate concretely (and implement ourselves). You like to get what you want, and Jupiter helps you get it. And because sexuality always holds up a mirror image, our tip: experiment with receiving instead of conquering and see what that does to you.

Taurus

April 20th - May 20th

For Taurus-born people a time of expansion is coming up. Don’t worry, dear Taurus, change is not always bad. Jupiter visits your sign starting in May and for the rest of the year, which means you get a visit from the most popular planet in the solar system. With Jupiter in Taurus, 2023 can be a year to suit your taste: Test out new restaurants with your date, try that new natural wine you’ve been eyeing, or treat yourself to that extended weekend in that way-too-expensive Airbnb with pictures hinting at good sex with an ocean view. But everything has a negative side, so be careful not to take yourself too seriously and don’t forget to check your facts and credit cards. Even if you don’t like change and you like routines in your daily life (and in bed), you’ll get a taste of a completely new worldview from March to June. This means for you: Put your values into question, find new ways, and maybe muster up the courage to launch that biodegradable lube you’ve been dreaming about.

Gemini

May 21st - June 21st

Usually so eloquent, you may sometimes find yourself unable to explain why you lack energy to do so. It doesn’t matter, because no planetary cycle lasts forever! As soon as your ruler Mercury also emerges from retrograde in January, your year can really get going. All Geminis born in May will get a little slap on the butt from Pluto mid-year. Pluto visits the first degrees of the related air sign Aquarius, inviting you to rethink your relationship to empowerment and eroticism. Where do you give up on yourself and where can you stand up for yourself more? Relationships and communication come into focus as Venus moves into retrograde in Leo in August and September. Don’t worry – we all need a check-in with ourselves and our counterparts at times. As long as you don’t get bored, the world is right with you.

Cancer

June 22nd - July 22nd

No one knows the needs of the body as well as Cancers. You experience the body in all its fullness and you carry within you the memory that all living things come from water. Yet Cancerians are not directly reputed to be the sexiest of the zodiac signs. Of course, all zodiac signs are sexy, but somehow we could give you more credit. You’ve perfected nipple play and with you, you’re not only emotionally secure, but also well fed (you’ll get any Taurus around). Your body awareness is an inspiration to us all. With Saturn in your sister sign Pisces, you’ll be better able to focus on yourself in 2023. Looking for inspiration? Then engage with the Moon this year: the satellite rules your zodiac sign. Take a nightly walk on the full moon, treat yourself for some alone time with your favorite toy on the new moon. The more you integrate the tides within and around you, the better you’ll be able to move through the world.

Leo

July 23rd - August 22nd

The wisdom of the Leo-born is in knowing: We all came here to fulfill our potential. Other zodiac signs can take a leaf out of that book, especially when Leo’s take themselves too seriously. With Saturn in Pisces, your sexuality comes into focus. Saturn wants us to question ourselves and rethink the structures in our lives. This is counterintuitive for a Leo, but that is exactly why you can learn from it. The trick will be to simultaneously put yourself at the center of your awareness and allow connection with others. Your relationship life will undergo a profound revolution in the coming years, so be prepared to have everything you thought was secure about yourself questioned. This trend comes with Pluto in Aquarius and doesn’t really kick in until 2024, but we wanted to give you a heads up. With Pluto also comes great sexual attraction, leaving you a treat.

Virgo

August 23rd - September 22nd

It is said about Virgos that they seem so clean and tidy, but in bed they can be the literal opposite. We’ll just leave that aside, you know best how your sex life looks like. But with Jupiter in your solar 8th house in 2023, your sexual taste will be expanding. This part of your chart has an impact on your sexuality, among other things. What exactly does this look like for you? You will have to experience it for yourself, as we cannot predict that at this point, even if Virgos like to extrapolate data to see what the future holds. Disasters? You see them around every corner. With Saturn in Pisces, you’ll get a little help in drawing boundaries in relationships starting in March. Saturn helps you consider which people in your life are good for you and how much of yourself you give in relationships. Virgos like to give, but you don’t have to completely conform to the other person just to be loved (if Pisces is reading this, the same goes for you!).

Libra

September 23rd - October 23rd

With you, nothing goes unnoticed: you see the vase that doesn’t match the already-wilted flowers when you enter an ONS’ apartment. You notice the nuances when a friend is talking about a new crush. You’ve already got an outfit lined up for after the revolution. We can all rely on Libras, because they know relationships better than any other sign. Your ruler Venus makes her way into retrograde in August/September and we all have to ask ourselves what relationships and what values we want in our lives. With Mars in your sign from late August to early October, the end of summer can get really hot again. Get ready for an energy boost. At the same time, your ruler Venus goes into seclusion over late summer, but don’t let it throw you off the balance you so painstakingly try to keep. Therein lies your strength.

Scorpio

October 24th - November 21st

Scorpios love transformation, but with Uranus in Taurus, this is a whole new level – even YOU feel a bit drained from so much transformation. Starting in spring, cosmic help comes with Jupiter – but be careful not to overdo it. Jupiter means well, but sometimes too well. If you plan on tackling creative projects this year, get ready for support from Saturn. However, the kind of support Saturn provides is hard work. Saturn wants us to follow through and dig in. With a little perseverance, 2023 can be a fruitful year for your projects. Saturn will also put your dating life under a bit of scrutiny and help you draw boundaries here. Only flops on Tinder? Don’t take it personally, the stars are just looking out for you. With Pluto’s brief detour into Aquarius in late spring, you’ll get a taste of the changes that will really start rolling out in 2024. The revolution will be sexy.

Sagittarius

November 22nd - December 21st

Life is an adventure for you, and no one aims the arrow into the unknown with more optimism than you. That doesn’t mean you have nothing but sex, adventure, and fluff on your mind (unless you’ve inherited a bit fortune so you don’t have to work or you’ve dropped out of the swanky life and are running a surf school on an island somewhere). Anyone who wants to seduce you just has to hold a plane ticket in their hand and not tell you where they’re going. But you are not only adventurous, you love to share big ideas. 2023 brings more groundedness and with Saturn in Pisces, it can tie you home rather than send you into the big wide world. Don’t see this as a hindrance, because even on a small scale there can be great adventures. With your ruler Jupiter in Aries, you will have great fun in the first months of the year. Creative projects are under a lucky star, your play instinct is more active than ever. Use that playfulness for yourself, partners, and lovers!

Capricorn

December 22nd - January 19th

What a time to be a Capricorn. With Pluto in your zodiac sign you really have a tough time behind you. Since 2008 the planet (which is actually a dwarf planet) is already in your sign and will finally leave you alone in 2024. You probably don’t know anymore how it is to live without Pluto. As early as 2023 you will get a brief taste of astrological fresh air when Pluto moves briefly into Aquarius between May and June. Pluto brings transformation and you’ve really had enough of it. What’s the time like after your heavy visit from Pluto? It’s a bit like you are the zodiac sign best prepared for the change Pluto has provided. Capricorns are considered rather conservative, but we all know that’s not so true in bed. While you like control in everyday life, it’s time for you to flip signs in playtime. What can we learn from you? Nothing in life is clear-cut, and every extreme carries its opposite. Pretty wise of you.

Aquarius

January 20th - February 18th

Saturn makes its way into your neighboring sign of Pisces in early March, which means you can finally take a breath. Saturn is your planetary ruler, and you’re fine with the rather structured and often very direct way Saturn sets us straight. But you also deserve a little fresh air. What do you do with your newfound freedom? You have certainly learned a lot about yourself and your personality. That’s fortunate, because with Pluto holding the first toe in Aquarius for a few months, what you’ve built up will be put to the test. Pluto doesn’t move back into Aquarius until 2024, so don’t worry, the whole transit will last 20 years. Plenty of time, then, to get used to Pluto’s energy. What can we expect with Pluto in your sign? Among other things, Pluto rules our sexuality (along with Mars) and our erotic potential. We smell nothing less than the beginning of an (erotic) revolution, which you feel like no other sign. This is what you were born for!

Pisces

February 19th - March 20th

The last few years, despite the general adversity, have been a very successful time for Pisces-born. Pause for a moment at the beginning of the year and pat yourself on the back. Although it may not feel like it yet, the last few years have laid the foundation for success and your future. Taking a breath is appropriate and, we don’t need to tell you, self-care is always good. But you don’t always have to take care of yourself, you’re allowed to ask for help too (without that needy coming across). Get a foot massage, experiment with body oils, finally buy that one completely absurdly-expensive essential oil you’ve always wanted and put it in the diffuser when having sex. For you, sex is not just a physical act, but a spiritual experience. Maybe with all the manifesting and being in the world, the spiritual part of you has been a little lacking. Be compassionate with yourselves and give yourselves some time off, you deserve it.