Jupiter kickstarts the year in Aries, but a significant shift awaits in May when it gracefully glides into Taurus, marking a celestial journey that extends throughout the year. People graced with either of these zodiac signs can expect celestial bounty, especially around their birthdays.
March brings another pivotal moment as Saturn bids farewell to its more than two-year stint in Aquarius, venturing into the compassionate waters of Pisces. This transition signifies a move from overarching societal concerns to a more compassionate view of the world.
Those born between 1994 and 1996 embark on their Saturn Return phase, astrologically related to the coming of age. Additionally, Pluto, the planet of power and eroticism, ventures into Aquarius between late March and early June, echoing the revolutionary vibes of the late 1800s. Is a cosmic revolution brewing? The alignment suggests so, and, as history teaches us, it often begins in the bed.
A gentle reminder: Horoscopes serve as sources of inspiration. For a more comprehensive reading, consider reading both your zodiac sign and your ascendant.
Aries
March 21st - April 19th
The beginning of the year might present some challenges as your ruling planet, Mars, enters a retrograde phase, potentially leading to frustrating encounters and conversations. However, the cosmic tides will shift, and by February, the clouds of frustration are likely to dissipate. With Jupiter in your sign, the year begins (literally) under good stars. Enjoy it while it lasts, for Jupiter, in its celestial journey, will transition to your neighbouring sign, Taurus, come May. What does this cosmic alignment mean for you? Brace yourself for a potential boost in income or a surge in self-esteem.
Your birthday promises to be nothing short of special, as Jupiter is known to leave gifts. The nature of these gifts? Well, that’s entirely up to your wishes. Jupiter has a penchant for fulfilling concrete and well-formulated desires—those you can actively pursue. Given your inclination to go after what you want, Jupiter helps you get it. As sex always holds up a mirror image, here’s a suggestion: Consider experimenting with receptivity instead of conquest. See what that does to you.
Taurus
April 20th - May 20th
Prepare for a phase of expansion, dear Taurus! Don’t worry, change isn’t always bad. In May, Jupiter, the popular planet in our celestial lineup, visits your sign, promising an extended stay for the entire year. With Jupiter in Taurus, consider 2023 tailored to your preferences. Explore new restaurants with your date, uncork that intriguing natural wine, or indulge in a lavish weekend retreat at that seemingly too-expensive Airbnb, with suggestive photos and a tantalizing view of the ocean.
However, every cosmic boon has its drawbacks. While relishing the pleasures, avoid taking yourself too seriously and stay vigilant with your facts and credit cards. Even if you find solace in routines—both in daily life and in bed—the period from March to June invites you to try a new worldview. Question your values, seek new avenues, and maybe muster the courage to live your dream of launching a biodegradable lube.
Gemini
May 21st - June 21st
Cancer
June 22nd - July 22nd
Leo
July 23rd - August 22nd
The inherent wisdom of Leo-born individuals lies in the understanding that we all come into this world to fulfil our potential. Other zodiac signs can take a leaf out of that book, especially when Leos find themselves taking life a bit too seriously. With Saturn in Pisces, your sexuality takes centre stage. Saturn wants us to question ourselves and rethink the structures in our lives. This is counterintuitive for a Leo, but that is exactly why you can learn from it.
The trick will be striking a balance between placing yourself at the centre of your awareness and fostering meaningful connections with others. Brace yourself for a profound revolution in your relationship life in the coming years, so be prepared for the most secure elements of your identity to be questioned. This transformative journey, ushered in by Pluto in Aquarius, won’t kick in until 2024. Consider this a heads-up; change is on the horizon. With Pluto also comes great sexual attraction, leaving you a delightful treat.
Virgo
August 23rd - September 22nd
There’s a common perception about Virgos—so clean and tidy on the surface, but embracing a contrasting chaos in bed. Let’s set aside those assumptions; after all, you’re the authority on your sex life. However, with Jupiter in your solar 8th house in 2023, get ready for an expansion of your sexual tastes. This part of your astrological chart has an impact on various aspects, including your sexuality. What exactly this expansion entails remains beyond our predictive powers. Virgos may enjoy extrapolating data, but some mysteries are best experienced. Anticipating disaster? You tend to spot them around every corner.
With Saturn in Pisces, from March onward, you’ll get a little help in drawing boundaries within your relationships. Saturn’s guidance prompts you to consider which people in your life are good for you and how much of yourself you give in relationships. While Virgos like to give, remember that complete conformity to another’s expectations is not a prerequisite for love. (Pisces, the same applies to you!)
Libra
September 23rd - October 23rd
Nothing escapes your keen perception. You’re the one spotting the mismatched vase with already-wilting flowers in your one-night-stand’s apartment. You pick up on the subtle cues when a friend talks about a new crush. Plus, you’ve already curated an outfit for the post-revolution era. We can all rely on Libras because they know relationships better than any other sign. When your ruler Venus enters retrograde in August/September, it’s a collective moment for introspection. We all must ponder the relationships and values we want in our lives.
As Mars enters your sign from late August to early October, brace yourself for an energy boost—the end of summer might just get hotter. At the same time, Venus retreats into seclusion over late summer. However, don’t let this disrupt the delicate balance you so meticulously maintain. Your strength lies in maintaining that equilibrium.
Scorpio
October 24th - November 21st
For Scorpios, transformation is second nature, but with Uranus in Taurus, this year takes it to a whole new level—even YOU might feel a bit drained by so much transformation. Cosmic help arrives in spring with Jupiter, but be careful not to overextend yourself. Jupiter means well, but sometimes, it’s a bit too enthusiastic. If creative projects are on your agenda, Saturn offers support, but be prepared for hard work. Saturn demands that we follow through and dig in. With determination, 2023 can be a fruitful year for your projects.
Saturn also casts its discerning eye on your dating life, helping you establish boundaries. A series of Tinder flops? Don’t take it personally—the stars are merely looking out for you. Pluto briefly detours into Aquarius in late spring, offering a glimpse of the changes that will truly unfold in 2024. The revolution is set to be undeniably sexy.
Sagittarius
November 22nd - December 21st
Life is an adventure for you, and no one aims the arrow into the unknown with more optimism than you. However, it’s not all about sex, adventure, and fluff (unless you’ve inherited a fortune or dropped out to run a surf school on an island). Anyone who wants to seduce you just has to hold a plane ticket and keep the destination a mystery. You’re not only adventurous but love sharing big ideas.
In 2023, expect a touch of groundedness with Saturn in Pisces. Instead of sending you into the big, wide world, it ties you to home. Don’t see it as a hindrance; even small-scale adventures can be significant. With your ruler Jupiter in Aries, the early months promise great fun. Creative projects bask under a lucky star, and your playful instinct is more active than ever. Channel that playfulness for yourself, partners, and lovers!
Capricorn
December 22nd - January 19th
Aquarius
January 20th - February 18th
Saturn steps into your neighbouring sign, Pisces, in early March, allowing you to finally breathe. As your planetary ruler, Saturn’s structured and direct influence sets your straight, but the breath of fresh air is well-deserved. What will you do with this newfound freedom? The lessons you’ve learned about yourself come in handy as Pluto holds its first toe in Aquarius for a few months. While Pluto won’t fully return until 2024, a 20-year transit awaits. You’ve got plenty of time to acclimate to Pluto’s energy.
With Pluto in your sign, expect a test of what you’ve built, especially in the realm of sexuality and erotic potential. We smell nothing less than the beginning of an (erotic) revolution, which you feel like no other sign. It’s what you were born for!
Pisces
February 19th - March 20th
Despite the prevailing challenges, the recent years have been remarkably successful for those born under Pisces. As you step into the new year, take a moment to acknowledge your achievements. The groundwork laid in the past years may not be fully evident yet, but it forms the bedrock of your future success. Breathing and self-care are crucial, and, as Pisces, you understand the value of both. Remember, seeking help is not a sign of neediness; it’s an act of self-compassion.
Indulge in small luxuries—perhaps a foot massage or a body-oil rub-down. That absurdly expensive essential oil you’ve been eyeing, put into a diffuser, could lead to transformative sex. For you, sex transcends the physical; it’s a spiritual experience. Amidst the hustle of manifestation, make sure you nourish your spiritual self. Be kind to yourself. Take time off. You deserve it.
Cute Date Ideas
Fire
Aries
Decides everything, without contradiction.
Leo
Buys you Theater tickets to a play starring themself.
Sagittarius
Has no idea, but wants to max out their credit card.
Earth
Taurus
Chips and wine tasting on the couch.
Virgo
Sorts the bookshelf according to the authors’ year of birth.
Capricorn
Air
Gemini
Brings a pile of books you’ve read.
Libra
White wine and flipping through magazines.
Aquarius
Looking for your home star at the observatory.
Water
Cancer
Brings photo album with childhood pictures.
Scorpio
Laying tarot cards for each other and finishing a bottle of red wine.
Pisces
Sex on the astral plane.
