Time for Freedom and Permissiveness?
2022 will be a year of positive change for many. Jupiter moves into its domicile, Pisces, and brings a breath of fresh air to the astroworld. 2021 was no walk in the park, we all agree on that. A look at the stars already revealed that, but after 2020 no one re- ally wanted to believe it. Understandably so. Summer 2021 felt freer and looser? Jupiter was already visiting Pisces then, so no coincidence. But 2022 has even more trends for the year. Does that mean there’s a good fortune for your bed-time? 😉 That‘s entirely up to you, but a look at the (sexy) stars can give ideas for new erotic avenues and types of play.
The time between February and April is particularly sizzling, Venus and Mars travel in tandem through the starry sky then. This particularly stimulates the interplay between passion and attraction. But the rest of the year is no less an invitation for new kinks, fun activities and cosy playdates.
The horoscopes are meant as inspiration, whether for pleasure alone or with others. If you know your own ascendant, you can also read the corresponding horoscope. And lovers of certain zodiac signs are sure to find ideas and food for thought for the time between the sheets.
What's my sign?
The Signs: FIRE
Like a bull at the gate – becomes tame with enough attention.
Big heart for the big show, even in bed.
What if we kissed on another continent?
The Signs: FIRE
No one cuddles more enduringly, but how do you get out of bed?
Notice spelling mistakes, but mean them as flirtation.
CEO of your sex dreams, but a sub in bed.
The Signs: AIR
Can pick you up in four languages.
Let’s disappear between the designer sheets.
Useless knowledge as a flirting technique.
The Signs: WATER
Have presents for you before they even know your birthday.
Sees right through you and makes you feel it with looks.
Dreamed about you before you met.
Like a bull at the gate, that‘s your motto in life and when it comes to sex, and as a fire sign you‘re definitely on the passionate side. But that doesn‘t mean you can‘t be picky. Aries-born people, we hope we‘re not giving away any secrets here, love attention. So why not pamper yourself or let yourself be pampered? Full attention, without shame. This is also promised by Jupiter, which in the middle of the year from May to November devotes itself to all Aries born in March and leaves a few cosmic gifts. However, Jupiter will only make a short excursion into your sign this year and then show up again in 2023. What can you learn from this? As nice as it is to get attention, try to devote yourself selflessly to someone else. Sometimes it can be the opposite of our disposition that turns us on. Otherwise, a good old head massage will also do as a sexy introduction for Aries. Sounds so simple? Aries love it, it do- esn‘t always have to be complicated.
Gentle touches, long foreplay, a good pinch of routine: Taurus are hardly the adven- turous sign of the zodiac, but that doesn‘t mean there‘s no passion to be had here. Once a Taurus gets going, there‘s often no turning back. Astrologically, 2022 will bring new inspiration: As Mars and Venus travel in tandem through this zodiac from February to April, this may be a nice opportunity to grapple with the tension bet- ween ideas and reality. Many Taurus find it hard to talk about their needs (which in- clude more than just cosiness and a well-filled belly), but why not start right there? No matter how outlandish (from a Taurus point of view) the fantasy is (it wouldn‘t shock a Scorpio in the slightest), talking about it or exploring it online can bring new sexy play into your lust. But talking about needs also means: first of all with yourself and if there are partners, then also with them. Nothing is obligatory, dear Taurus. But you can‘t be forced to do anything anyway.
You‘ll never run out of ideas, so what else can we tell you? Now that we‘ve got your attention, there‘s a career opportunity or two winking at you in 2022 and success, as we all know, is its own kind of aphrodisiac. You can reach new heights! As for your lust life, the tandem of Mars and Venus can create sexy sparks for you in the spring. It‘s a good time to finally start that tantric massage training you‘ve been flirting with (you don‘t have to go through with it). As Mars moves into retrograde in your sign towards the end of the year, you may find yourself running a little out of sexual puff (or feeling generally flabbier). But that doesn‘t matter, enjoy the time and explore your passion from a new perspective. What is routine, what feels familiar? Take a short time out and feel inside yourself. Afterwards, you can speed through life again.
Cancers are born caring people. So much so that they sometimes get lost. Sound familiar? Good, then listen up. Don’t judge yourself for your mood swings, but throw yourself into the waves of your feelings. Then you don‘t have to cover up your wort- hiness with too much sacrifice (which you may have in common with the Pisces). As a water sign you stand for the expanse of feelings and no one knows how to spread nest warmth as well as you do. Doesn‘t sound sexy? Oh, what a cliché! It all depends on who flutters into your nest. Hopefully the person likes nipple play, or is at least attuned to playing with your nipples. Otherwise, 2022 could be the year you devote yourself to new ideas. Always wanted to read that book on Ayurvedic cooking? The time is now. Maybe there are some recipes for inspiring dishes. Enjoy it!
As the most regal of the zodiac signs, you know exactly how to put yourself in the spotlight. Shocking red is your trademark and so much glamour can be a little intimidating. But for all their pride and charm, Leo-borns also crave closeness and eroticism. So Leo’s are very quickly tame cats if you massage their back or even their chest area (with consent, of course). 2022 brings you new experiences in sex – with Jupiter in Pisces, it seems as if your sexuality could be on a whole new level. Astro- logy says that Jupiter only gives us what we are ready to receive. In other words, the hot sex won‘t come fluttering to you, but the inspiration for new playdates certainly will. All you have to do is listen. By the way, May to November is a good time to venture on a long-distance trip, pandemic permitting.
Life could be perfect if it weren‘t for… other people, right? 2022 will be able to soften your perfectionism a bit, as Jupiter enters the sign of Pisces and with it the part of your chart that deals with your relationships, both romantic and interpersonal. You usually just want to help by cleaning out the fridge (even if it‘s not your own) or making some snarky comments about your friends‘ dating mess. In March (03.03. to be precise), things could get really sizzling for you when Mars and Venus meet Pluto in Capricorn in tandem. Why not get up early and look up at the sky? Venus can then be seen as the morning star. But be careful, the sizzling in March could shake you up and change your understanding of eroticism profoundly. If you feel like a change in your job, try to learn a new skill. This sounds like a chance to finally start that herbal education course you‘ve been wanting to do for so long.
It looks like the world will be opening up a bit more in 2022 and it‘s certainly good for social people like Libra, isn‘t it? Finally, you can get out among people again and not just dress up for Zoom. You know how to make a good impression (and break a few hearts in the process) in well-styled clothes. No one has aesthetics like you, and no one is as easily seduced by pretty candles and a well-curated playlist. Your charm will be undiminished in 2022, but let the year begin rather cautiously. Although it feels good, new relationships won‘t last until March, when Venus moves out of ret- rograde (and becomes a morning star). Before then, any flirtation is welcome. Once Jupiter is in Aries from May to November, there could be new developments in your relationship life. The big love (if that‘s your thing), a well-designed wedding or rather a well-maintained crush? That‘s up to you, but the stars are throwing opportunities at you to look good.
How deep is your love, my dear Scorpios? Pretty deep, we know, and probably the phrase „still waters run deep“ comes from your corner too. With the Moon‘s nodes on the Taurus-Scorpio axis, 2022 will be an exciting journey for you, shedding some ego baggage. But emotional work isn‘t always sexy, so Jupiter in Pisces brings you plenty of time for playfulness at the beginning of the year and from October onwards. Whether that‘s hot flirtations or a newfound passion in an existing relationship (or relationships), lightness will do you good. At the same time, your mind will be especially ploughed by the solar and lunar eclipses. Keep an eye on the time around May 16, because a full moon eclipse will take place in your sign. A lunar eclipse is like a super-strong full moon – whether you become an angry werewolf or use your tarot set for roleplay is up to you. In any case, the invitation for profound change has been extended.
How do you get the attention of a Sagittarius? Everything that is far away, everything that has to be conquered first, everything that is new and exciting. So trying something new more often is always true for Sagittarians, you don‘t have to read a yearly horoscope for that. Between February and April, Mars and Venus, the planets of passion and attraction, sizzle violently. It‘s an energy you can harness. Especially with Venus in Aquarius from March to April, it‘s worth finally starting that volume of erotic short stories you‘ve always wanted to write – even if it‘s just for home use. Otherwise, the astrological weather gives you a little more breathing space, you‘re coming out of a phase full of changes. No matter what‘s been going on with you, no one is as optimistic as you and no one flirts (or seduces) as charmingly as Sagitta- rians. For all those who want to seduce sagittarius’: Suggest a sexy playdate under the stars. It‘s always a safe bet.
Capricorns are said to be on the bossy side of life, but what if it‘s all work and no play? The balance between what makes you solid and what makes you fun has al- ready been in renegotiation since 2021, as Saturn in Aquarius and Uranus in Taurus discuss how you can be financially stable yet daring. With a conjunction of Pluto, Mars and Venus in your sign on 03 March, this debate intensifies once again as your focus could turn inward. Mars and Venus will be visible just before sunrise, so why not get up early and do some star gazing? Otherwise, 2022 will be a good year for short trips. Sounds eerily specific? Jupiter is touring the part of your chart that rules weekend trips. So pack your BDSM gear and drop yourself off at a nice hotel in the country. A bit of sauna and then being tied up will do you good.
Jupiter has finally left Aquarius at the end of 2021 and is now touring the part of your horoscope that determines your resources. Will there be a little more money fluttering your way? 2022 continues to give you impulses from two directions: What makes you stable and how can you handle change? For people of your zodiac sign this often means world revolution, but maybe this year it will be enough for a revolution in your bedroom first. Have you thought about revolutionary role-playing games? Or if that‘s too much (and clichéd) for you, try something that stimulates your mind. For you, love is through the intellect, not the stomach. Nothing turns Aquarians on more than a well-placed nerdy fact. Watching documentaries together and talking about it afterwards? While this type of foreplay may seem unusual to some, it sure does light your fire.
A year like this is rare, dear Pisces. 2022 promises a lot and we are sure: there will be some surprises. With Jupiter (the planet that rules Pisces-born people) in the sign of Pisces, it will rain gifts. What does this mean for eroticism? Not all Pisces are the same and while some enjoy talking about their feelings during a gentle foot massage and having passionate vanilla sex afterwards, others want to have a dirty and sweaty sneaker pushed on their nose while being verbally humiliated. These are just two examples of the wide range of sexy ideas that are out to get the supposedly oh-so-gentle fish. (For all those who are reading this for their Pisces partners: Yes, it‘s all about foot play.) So while the stars mean well for Pisces, be it with success in career or other areas of life, 2022 is the year to buy yourself one of those expensive rose quartz dildos.
Secret Sex Fantasy That No One Knows About
Having your head massaged by several hands.
All you can eat and then cuddle.
Being looked after properly for once.
Having sex on a stage.
Cleaning up together.
In the changing room of a designer
Sexy goth cosplay.
One-way ticket to another continent.
BDSM in the office
Stirring up revolution together.
Holding hands in a floating tank.