Time for Freedom and Permissiveness?
In 2022, many can expect positive changes, as Jupiter moves into its domicile Pisces, bringing a breath of fresh air to the astroworld. We can all agree that 2021 was no walk in the park, a fact already revealed by the stars, though after 2020, no one wanted to believe it. Understandably so. Remember the sense of freedom and ease during the summer of 2021? Jupiter was already visiting Pisces then, and that’s no coincidence. That said, 2022 has even more in store. Does that hint at good fortune for your bedtime adventures? 😉 That‘s entirely up to you, but a glance at the (sexy) stars can inspire new erotic avenues and types of play.
The time between February and April is particularly sizzling, with Venus and Mars travelling in tandem across the starry sky. This alignment stimulates, in particular, the interplay of passion and attraction. But the rest of the year invites us to try new kinks, fun activities and cosy playdates.
The horoscopes are meant to inspire your pleasure, both solo and partnered. If you know your ascendant, feel free to read the corresponding horoscope. And lovers of certain zodiac signs are sure to find ideas and food for thought for the time between the sheets.
What's my sign?
The Signs: FIRE
The Signs: EARTH
The Signs: AIR
The Signs: WATER
Aries: 21.3 - 19.4
You’re like a bull at the gate, and when it comes to sex, you‘re definitely on the passionate side. But being passionate doesn‘t mean you can‘t be picky. Aries loves attention (We hope we‘re not giving away any secrets here), so why not pamper yourself or let others pamper you? Allow yourself full attention, without shame.
Jupiter promises as much when it devotes itself to all Aries-born from May to November and leaves a few cosmic gifts, not returning until 2023. What’s the lesson here? As much as you enjoy receiving attention, try devoting yourself selflessly to someone else. Sometimes expressing the opposite of our natural disposition turns us on. Otherwise, a good ol’ head massage can serve as a sexy introduction for Aries. Sounds simple enough. Aries love it! Things don’t always have to be so complicated.
Taurus: 20.4 - 20.5
Gemini: 21.5 - 21.6
Cancer: 22.6 - 22.7
Cancerians are naturally caring people, sometimes to the point of losing themselves. Sound familiar? Good, pay attention. Don’t judge yourself for your mood swings; instead, throw yourself into the waves of your feelings. Then you don‘t have to cloak your self-worth with excessive self-sacrifice (a trait you share with Pisces).
As a water sign, you represent the wide expanse of human emotion. No one knows how to spread nest warmth quite like you. Doesn‘t sound so sexy? How cliché! It all depends on who flutters into your nest. Hopefully, they appreciate nipple play, both giving and receiving. Otherwise, 2022 could be the year you devote yourself to new ideas. Always wanted to read about Ayurvedic cooking? Well, the time is now. Who knows, you might discover recipes for inspiring and delicious dishes. Enjoy it!
Leo: 23.7 - 22.8
As the most regal sign of the zodiac, Leos know exactly how to bask in the spotlight. Your trademark colour is a shocking red, and that level of glamour can be a bit intimidating. Despite all your pride and charm, you Leos also crave intimacy and eroticism. A Leo is easily tamed with a massage to the back or chest (with consent, of course).
In 2022, anticipate new sexual experiences; Jupiter in Pisces predicts your sexuality could reach new heights. Astrology says that Jupiter only gives us what we are prepared to receive. In other words, the hot sex won‘t come fluttering to you, but the inspiration for new playdates certainly will. All you have to do is listen. By the way, May to November is a good time for a long-distance trip, pandemic permitting.
Virgo: 23.8 - 22.9
Libra: 23.9 - 23.10
It looks like the world will be opening up a bit more in 2022, and it‘s certainly good news for social butterflies like yourself, huh, Libra? You can finally mingle with people face-to-face again rather than just dressing up for a Zoom call. You know how to make a good impression (and maybe break a few hearts in the process) in well-styled clothes. Your aesthetic sensibilities are unmatched, and no one is as easily seduced by pretty candles and a thoughtfully curated playlist.
Your charm will remain undiminished in 2022, but we advise you to begin the year rather cautiously. Although new relationships feel good, they might not last until March, when Venus moves out of retrograde and becomes a morning star. But until then, all flirtation is welcome.
Once Jupiter enters Aries from May to November, there could be new developments in your relationship life. Whether it’s a grand love affair (if that’s your thing), a beautifully planned wedding, or perhaps a well-maintained crush – the choice is yours. Regardless, the stars are throwing you opportunities to look good.
Scorpio: 24.10 - 21.11
How deep is your love, dear Scorpio? Quite deep, as we know; the phrase “still waters run deep“ probably originated from your corner. With the Moon‘s nodes on the Taurus-Scorpio axis, 2022 will be an exciting journey for you, allowing you to shed some ego baggage. Mind you, this emotional work won’t always be so sexy. That’s why Jupiter in Pisces brings you ample time for playfulness at the beginning of the year and from October onwards. Whether that means fueling hot flirtations or discovering newfound passion in your existing relationship(s), embracing lightness will do you good.
Keep in mind that your emotions will be especially ploughed by the solar and lunar eclipses. Pay attention to the period around May 16, as a full moon eclipse will take place in your sign. A lunar eclipse is essentially a super-strong full moon—whether you transform into an angry werewolf or use your tarot set for roleplay is entirely up to you. In any case, the invitation for profound change has been extended.
Sagittarius: 22.11 - 21.12
How do you captivate a Sagittarius? With anything far away, anything that requires conquering, or anything new and exciting. Embracing novelty is a daily reality for Sagittarians, and you don‘t have a yearly horoscope to affirm that. Between February and April, Mars and Venus—the planets of passion and attraction—sizzle violently. It‘s an energy you can tap into.
Especially during Venus’s stay in Aquarius from March to April, it‘s worthwhile to finally start writing that collection of erotic short stories that’s been on your heart–even if it‘s just for personal use. Otherwise, the astrological weather gives you a little more room to breathe, since you‘re coming out of a phase full of changes. No matter what unfolds, no one exudes optimism like you, and no one flirts (or seduces) as charmingly as you, Sag.
A tip for those seeking to seduce a Sagittarian: Suggest a sexy playdate under the stars. It‘s always a safe bet.
Capricorn: 22.12 - 19.1
Sure, Capricorns may be bossy, but what happens when life is all work and no play? The balance between what makes you “solid” and what makes you “fun” has been under renegotiation since 2021, with Saturn in Aquarius and Uranus in Taurus trying to figure out how you can maintain financial stability while remaining adventurous.
The conjunction of Pluto, Mars and Venus in your sign on 03 March further intensifies the subject as your focus may turn inward. Mars and Venus will be visible just before sunrise, so why not get up early for some star gazing? Otherwise, 2022 will be a good year for short trips. Does that sound eerily specific? Well, Jupiter is touring the part of your chart that rules weekend trips. So pack your BDSM gear and treat yourself to stay in a nice countryside hotel. A bit of sauna time before some bondage play will do you good.
Aquarius: 20.1 - 18.2
Jupiter bid farewell to Aquarius at the end of 2021 and is now touring the part of your horoscope linked to your resources. Could there be more money fluttering your way? 2022 continues to give you impulses from two directions: “What makes you stable?” vs “How can you handle change?”
For Aquarians, “change” often means world revolution, but, perhaps this year, it will be enough to have a revolution in your bedroom. Have you thought about revolutionary role-playing games? If that‘s too much (or too clichéd), you could try something that stimulates your mind. The way to your heart isn’t through your stomach, but your intellect. Nothing turns on Aquarians more than a well-placed nerdy fact. How about watching documentaries together and having some post-viewing conversations? This style of foreplay may seem unusual to some, but it sure does light your fire.
Pisces: 19.2 - 20.3
A year like this is rare, dear Pisces. 2022 promises a lot and we are confident that surprises are in store. With Jupiter (the Piscean’s ruling planet) in the sign of Pisces, expect a shower of gifts. How will this impact your eroticism? Well, not all Pisces are cut from the same cloth. While some enjoy talking about their feelings during a gentle foot massage followed by passionate vanilla sex, others will want to have a sweaty sneaker pushed on their nose with a dash of verbal humiliation. These are just two examples from of the wide range of sexy ideas that allure you, you oh-so-gentle fish. (For those with Pisces partners: Yes, it‘s all about foot play.)
So while the stars mean well for Pisces, whether in your career or elsewhere, 2022 is the year to buy yourself one of those expensive rose quartz dildos.
Secret Sex Fantasy That No One Knows About
ARIES A head massage from many hands
TAURUS An all-you-can-eat buffet followed by cuddles
GEMINI Can‘t decide
CANCER The rare treat of being taken out
LEO Sex on a stage
VIRGO Tidying together
LIBRA Sex in the changing room of a designer store
SCORPIO Sexy goth cosplay
SAGITTARIUS A one-way ticket to another continent
CAPRICORN BDSM in the office
AQUARIUS Revolution, together
PISCES Holding hands in a floating tank.
