2024 will bring about what 2023 has already begun: a profound transformation to the paradigms for our collective consciousness. If that sounds abstract, well, that’s because it is; changes of this magnitude come in waves and cycles. One major wave of 2024 will be the entry of Pluto into Aquarius, which will determine the next two decades—yes, decades. This occurs at a time when social change feels inevitable.
At the same time, we keep working with Saturn in Pisces as well as Neptune’s final moves, which are also in Pisces. Both offer us hope, even if there is a risk of finding said hope in illusions. If Aquarius, Leo, Taurus or Scorpio are prominent in your chart, prepare for a wild ride. Those with Capricorn, Aries, Cancer and Libra in their horoscope will feel a little lighter by the end of 2024. But the shifting signs— Pisces, Gemini, Virgo and Sagittarius—need to answer an important question: What is real and what is only wishful thinking?
Even if astrology provides us with a glimpse into the future, it’s our experiences that matter most. Let’s all take a deep breath and remember that every change begins within. If we’re in urgent need of anything right now, it’s change and sensual experiences; there is no wider revolution without a sexual revolution.
The horoscope is intended as inspiration. If you know your Ascendant, you can also read the corresponding horoscope. The same applies to your Moon sign.
Aries
March 21st - April 19th
With the Moon’s nodes on the Aries-Libra axis, the solar system brings your development into focus. April 8th will be a highlight, as a solar eclipse hits your sign (note: solar eclipses always fall on New Moons). Pay special attention during this time, since the intentions you set will have extra impact.
From April 5th, Venus will be in Aries, making it even less difficult to focus on yourself than it normally is. If your birthday is at the beginning of Aries season—March or early April—Pluto’s transit will keep you busy. How does that feel? You’ll have access to your subconscious mind like never before. What lies dormant now wants to come to the surface. At the same time, you can tap into completely new energy reserves.
This cosmic support will be bolstered by Jupiter’s entry into Gemini in May. With Pluto and Jupiter in an air sign, your fire will be supplied with plenty of oxygen. We want to hear you roar!
Hidden Desire: Letting someone scratch your head and refraining from making any decisions.
Reflection: What role can I play in my friendships and the collective?
Taurus
April 20th - May 20th
It’s a golden year for you, with Jupiter in Taurus providing all the cosmic support you could wish for. But—yes, “but”—with Uranus in Taurus, your beloved stability will become a thing of the past. On April 20th, Jupiter and Uranus unite in a conjunction, where the future meets hope. Nevertheless, don’t assume that your plans for the future will come with a blueprint. Keep an open mind about what’s to come.The end of April and the beginning of May will give you a little boost. During May 7th’s New Moon, Venus, the ruler of your sign, will return to her home, where she will be visited by the Sun and the Moon. In early November, Venus enters Capricorn, a fellow earth sign. The harmony between Venus and your Sun in November may already stir thoughts about how to spend winter (where, with whom, etc.). It’s a good time for a sensual trip—to another continent and, preferably, with a partner—or a book that changes your way of life.
Hidden Desire: Being invited to an expensive restaurant where your bill is taken care of.
Reflection: How can I make my career work for me?
Gemini
May 21st - June 21st
Jupiter only visits each sign every 12 years, and, in 2024, Gemini will receive a visit from the planet of expansion, hope and gifts. Jupiter facilitates thought (occasionally creating castles in the air). 2024 will be a great year to pick up 20 new hobbies before putting them all right back down. Everything is under the star of self-awareness.With Pluto in a fellow air sign (Aquarius), expect your development to receive a boost of unfamiliar intensity. Your natural charm, stamina and passion flow into your everyday life, combining into a force that brings a completely new version of you into the world (and into bed). Pluto is linked to the image of the phoenix, and so, this year, Pluto lends you the mythical bird’s flaming wings. Now is a time of deaths and (re)births. Use it to your advantage, and you will find an unprecedented inner strength!
Hidden Desire: Talking past each other—amicably.
Reflection: What can I learn about the world this year?
Cancer
June 22nd - July 22nd
With Mars in Capricorn (your opposing sign) at the beginning of the year, conflicts and challenges are on the agenda. Partners may stress you out so much, Cancer, that your passive-aggression could turn into aggressive-aggression. However, like everything else in the stars, this is merely an act in the cosmic theatre. Besides, friction generates heat; sometimes we just need to let off some steam between the sheets.As a sign ruled by the Moon, you are well-acquainted with mutability. Saturn, the planet of both structure and authority, continues on its journey through Pisces, sending you support for your boundary-setting endeavours. With Pluto leaving Capricorn after over ten years, you’re ending a process that must have felt like it lasted an eternity. At the end of the year, Venus will move into the sector of your chart that makes relationships blossom. Romance, flirty flirtations, new love—it’s all possible.
Hidden Desire: Deciding everything by the warm glow of candlelight.
Reflection: What messages do my ancestors have for me?
Leo
July 23rd - August 22nd
As mentioned in the intro (and other Eroscopes), Pluto goes into Aquarius. As a Leo-born, this affects you in particular, since you’re in the solar system’s spotlight! Leo opposes Aquarius astrologically, so there’s no hiding from Pluto’s transformative, erotic power. Don’t rush; the entire transit lasts almost 20 years; there’s plenty of time to settle into the intense ego crisis. Drama much?In the summer, things will tone down a bit. As soon as Venus moves into Leo on July 11th, your world becomes a bit pinker. At the end of the year, you should check in with yourself, both mind and temperament. Mars goes retrograde in Leo in December but will slow down through November. This means more cuddling but fewer duvet-shredding nights. Reconsider putting big projects on your calendar; it’s a good time to do some soul-searching.
Hidden Desire: Receiving unsolicited compliments in bed.
Reflection: How can I connect with others in a way that transforms me?
Virgo
August 23rd - September 22nd
One advantage of Virgo-borns: their rule by Mercury, a small but discerning planet. One disadvantage: the frequency of Mercury’s retrogrades—up to three times a year. In one fell swoop, there goes all your planning; every step-by-step program becomes replaced with chaos.
With Jupiter in Taurus at the beginning of the year, Virgo gets a final boost of optimism. But, in May, as soon as Jupiter moves into Gemini, that optimism can turn into arrogance. Saturn continues its journey through Pisces, your opposite sign. When things are going well, Saturn can stabilise you. However, when things aren’t going so well, Saturn reveals your limitations. In addition, Neptune continues to swim through Pisces, providing a rose-tinted view of things. New relationships of any kind, whether romantic or professional, will be put to the test. Saturn wants your best, even if the lessons can be hard.
Hidden Desire: Cleaning together and ending up in a clean bed.
Reflection: How can my everyday actions contribute to a better world?
Libra
September 23rd - October 23rd
In the summer of 2023, the lunar nodes shifted from the Taurus-Scorpio axis to the Aries-Libra axis. Why is the concept of an “axis” relevant? Well, the lunar nodes are mathematical points, and they come in pairs. The south lunar node is currently moving through Libra. Traditionally, this is associated with an energy of endings. It lets things pass and helps us let go, even against our will if we’re resistant.
This energy climaxes in the fall of 2024. On October 2nd, a solar eclipse will coincide with a New Moon in Libra. This is a good time to clear out old clothes, worn-out relationship dynamics and behavioural patterns that no longer serve you. The emotional makeover goes even deeper when Pluto moves into Aquarius, giving you access to hidden resources and inspiration. Jupiter in Gemini gives you the motivation you need to face your fears as well as your desires. Don’t hesitate: go for what attracts you and turns you on!
Hidden Desire: Throwing consideration to the wind.
Reflection: If there were no restrictions, what would I do?
Scorpio
October 24th - November 21st
Scorpio, you possess a (sexual) charm that is hard to deny. You’ll get an extra boost of eroticism and appeal in 2024, with Venus in Taurus from April and then in Scorpio from September. The year also has a few fluffy moments in store. This may be welcome news, but here’s the tea: come January, your ruler Pluto moves into Aquarius. The square from Aquarius to Scorpio promises a lot of soul-searching ahead.
In the middle of the year, Pluto makes its way back into Capricorn for one final detour. With Mercury in your sign from mid-October, you’ll find the right words and easy, effective self-expression. Simultaneously, Venus helps you to stand up for your values. (Is now a good time for therapy? For Scorpios, the answer is always yes.) From November 19th, Pluto finally finds a home in Aquarius, beginning an almost twenty-year process of collective transformation.
Hidden Desire: Attending a ceramic dildo workshop.
Reflection: How can I create a sense of home (for myself/in myself)?
Sagittarius
November 22nd - December 21st
Your ruler is Jupiter, the largest planet in the solar system! Jupiter visits each sign once every 12 years and, in May 2024, it will find its way into Gemini. Gemini and Sagittarius are not merely connected (by curiosity) but are, in fact, two aspects of the same energy. While Jupiter’s stay with your opposing sign has its positives, make sure not to take yourself too seriously. Listen sometimes.
With Neptune and Saturn in Pisces, you may face a few obstacles if you gallop through life too quickly. Take the small hurdles seriously, as they can make you aware of patterns hindering your growth. With Mercury in retrograde at the end of November 2024, think twice about taking a big year-end trip. It’s not an ideal time for deadlines either, but it’s an excellent opportunity to relax with a good book and reflect on your (sex) life. Your kink of the year: thinking before you act.
Hidden Desire: Feeling intellectually impressed.
Reflection: What truths do I want to express but have never dared to?
Capricorn
December 22nd - January 19th
We’d love to tell you that the time of great upheaval is over, but we’ll save that for 2025. Looking ahead to 2024, however, we can say this: things are getting better! Pluto moves into Aquarius in January but makes one final visit to Capricorn between September and November 2024. After November, the ruler of the underworld will then leave you in complete peace.
Since 2008, your subconscious has undergone the most intensive reworking imaginable. Hats off to you! Otherwise, your year gets off to a pretty joyful start. All Capricorns with birthdays following Mars’s entry into Capricorn in January will get the motivation and assertiveness they need to tackle their New Year’s resolutions immediately. With Venus in your sign in November, you have a period of harmony ahead. Self-doubt is reduced and your natural charm even lets you be flirty at times. While Pluto leaves you alone, the lunar nodes continue to affect you. With the Aries-Libra axis, you are invited to make new plans for your well-being at the same time that you must let go of old hopes for your career.
Hidden Desire: Turning off your cell phone during the week and spending more time in bed.
Reflection: How can I transform my relationship with money?
Aquarius
January 20th - February 18th
Is the age of Aquarius finally upon us? There is so much pomp and subculture on the topic. Let’s just say, “We hope so!” A lot can be said about the Aquarius archetype; you carry the responsibility for the collective in your hearts and no one does misanthropy-meets-philanthropy quite like you. All signs can learn from you now (as you can learn from them). This goes especially for fixed signs such as Leo, Taurus and Scorpio, who are going through the biggest transformations of their lives alongside you.With Jupiter in Gemini at the end of May, the largest and most optimistic planet in the solar system will be in a fellow air sign, which will do wonders for your self-confidence! In February, you have two allies in your sign, Venus and Mars, who will kick off the new year with positivity; Mars lends you creativity and Venus lends you both levity and friendliness. In other words, try something new in bed and love!
Hidden Desire: Initiating foreplay with memes.
Reflection: How can I revolutionise my relationship with myself?
Pisces
February 19th - March 20th
With your ruler Neptune in Pisces, things are nice. So cosy, so comfortable. But last year Saturn came along and disturbed the cosy ambient-music listening session. Responsibility, boundaries, reality—none of it’s easy, thanks to Saturn. Even though it doesn’t always feel like it, Saturn wants the best for us.
March brings you a romantic and erotic drive, as Mars and Venus move into Pisces. Venus in particular favours you; traditionally, Venus in Pisces is considered “exalted.” Venus can have her greatest effect on Pisces because she swims with you in an ocean of infinite compassion and deep connection. That’s right, erotic experiences are the melting of two souls—the whole program.
September sees the first lunar eclipse in Pisces. Consider this a foretaste of the eclipses that will fall in your sign in 2025. In 2024, Jupiter in Gemini challenges you a bit. Don’t take yourself too seriously and don’t bottle up your emotions. Keep asking yourself, “What’s real right now?” Then focus on the answer.
Hidden Desire: Meeting in a sex dream.
Reflection: What am I holding inside that is ready to break free?
